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As Hospital Beds Fill Up, It’s Official — Cannabis is Far Safer than Pokémon Go

Published on July 16, 2016 by   ·   2 Comments

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Claire Bernish 

It’s a drug so insidious, its oblivious users fall from cliffs, walk directly into major highways at the peak of rush hour, absentmindedly stop their cars in the middle of the road — or wrap vehicles around trees — and become the ‘unwitting’ victims of armed robberies and stabbings. But despite government propaganda criminalizing one ‘drug’ as a dangerous narcotic with no redeeming qualities or medicinal value, the substance in question isn’t cannabis — it’s Pokémon Go.

Every one of the aforementioned incidents — and likely an untold number more — are the real-life consequences the phenomenally popular app’s users have subjected themselves to while in the drug-like haze of game play.

Though an actual death has yet to be attributed to Pokémon Go, the app is already far more dangerous than cannabis. Yet cannabis, in most states, can lead to your imprisonment, extortion, and tarnishment of your permanent record, thanks to the State’s sham war on drugs.

At this point, it’s virtually inevitable we’ll see a headline marking the first Pokémon Go fatality — something the State can’t even officially ascribe to its politicized Schedule I villain — no matter what propaganda would have you believe.

“Death by Pokemon is coming,” Gerry Beyer, Governor Preston E. Smith Regents Prof. of Law at Texas Tech Univ. School of Law, dystopically warned“Pokemon users will have all sorts of accidents as they use the program while walking, biking, driving, etc.”

Firefighters performed a harrowing rescue on Wednesday in Encinitas, California, after two twenty-something spellbound Pokémon Go fanatics tumbled “several stories” from a crumbling sandstone cliff. The Los Angeles Times reported,

“One man fell 75 to 100 feet. As firefighters rescued the man, they found the second man unconscious 50 feet down the bluff, said Battalion Chief Robbie Ford of the Encinitas Fire Department. Both were taken to area trauma centers and suffered moderate injuries, he said.”

Just 30 minutes after downloading the game, 16-year-old Autumn Nolan cheated death when she wandered onto a major highway around 5 pm in a Pokémon Go-induced haze — where she was promptly struck by a car.

“She was hit by a car crossing the highway where a Pokemon took her,” said Autumn’s mother, Tracy Nolan. “The Pokemon game took her across a major, major highway at 5 o’clock in the evening.”

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Readers Comments (2)

  1. Shamus Cass Shamus Cass says:

    Ww3 to rise over the globe, all anyone seems to care about is the goddamn Pokemon




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